Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Oscars 2011 - Movie Haiku

To review, the Best Picture nominations were:

     Social Network
     The King's Speech
     True Grit
     Black Swan
     Inception
     Winter's Bone
     The Fighter
     Toy Story 3
     127 Hours
     The Kids Are Alright


And now the 10 haiku, not necessarily in that  order.


* * *

This is just a dream.
So is this. And this. And this.
Ponder. Watch again.

* * *

Crackhead brother proves
dreams can come true, even in
Lowell, Massachusetts.


* * *

Canyoneer gets stuck,
misses party with hot chicks,
cuts arm off in rage.


* * *

Shy new monarch must
tell subjects: "We're going to
wuh... w-wuh... wuh... wuh..."

* * *

Day care! Bear-in-charge
seems nice; smells like strawberries.
Smells are deceiving…
 
 * * *

Don't fret if Dad's gone,
'cause in the Ozarks, you've got
relatives to spare.

* * *

Sperm donor wants to
collect on his investment.
Lesbians say, "No."
 

* * *

The Dude gets eye-patch
in Coens' Western remake.
Makes bowling tougher.
 

* * *

Girl gets lead, gets head,
gets paranoid, gets deranged,
gets applause, gets dead.
 

* * *

Budding billionaires
make website. Lawsuits ensue.
Sorkin makes it cool.