To review, the Best Picture nominations were:Social Network
The King's Speech
True Grit
Black Swan
Inception
Winter's Bone
The Fighter
Toy Story 3
127 Hours
The Kids Are Alright
And now the 10 haiku, not necessarily in that order.
* * *
This is just a dream.
So is this. And this. And this.
Ponder. Watch again.
So is this. And this. And this.
Ponder. Watch again.
* * *
Crackhead brother proves
dreams can come true, even in
Lowell, Massachusetts.
dreams can come true, even in
Lowell, Massachusetts.
* * *
Canyoneer gets stuck,
misses party with hot chicks,
cuts arm off in rage.
misses party with hot chicks,
cuts arm off in rage.
* * *
Shy new monarch must
tell subjects: "We're going to
wuh... w-wuh... wuh... wuh..."
tell subjects: "We're going to
wuh... w-wuh... wuh... wuh..."
* * *
Day care! Bear-in-charge
seems nice; smells like strawberries.
Smells are deceiving…
seems nice; smells like strawberries.
Smells are deceiving…
* * *
Don't fret if Dad's gone,
'cause in the Ozarks, you've got
relatives to spare.
* * *
Sperm donor wants to
collect on his investment.
Lesbians say, "No."
collect on his investment.
Lesbians say, "No."
* * *
The Dude gets eye-patch
in Coens' Western remake.
Makes bowling tougher.
The Dude gets eye-patch
in Coens' Western remake.
Makes bowling tougher.
* * *
Girl gets lead, gets head,
gets paranoid, gets deranged,
gets applause, gets dead.
Girl gets lead, gets head,
gets paranoid, gets deranged,
gets applause, gets dead.
* * *
Budding billionaires
make website. Lawsuits ensue.
Sorkin makes it cool.
Budding billionaires
make website. Lawsuits ensue.
Sorkin makes it cool.
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10 comments:
haha, LOVE!!!
You make me laugh! I am a little behind the times (we haven't had a date night in oh, at least 4 months!) but after your haiku's I look forward to seeing those movies!
Thanks Julie!
If I had known I could have read these haiku to understand the movies, I might have saved myself a good deal of time...
Thanks Adam! Now you know where to look for synopses on next year's nominees.
I love this one -
"This is just a dream.
So is this. And this. And this.
Ponder. Watch again."
:)
-Shivam Tiwari
(http://thoughtdetonation.blogspot.com)
Thanks Shivam!
Brilliant. Favorites include: 127 Hours and King's Speech.
Thanks for the list. The King's Speech was outstanding.
I find it very interesting that you are so dedicated to these boys and I can tell that they mean the world to you. I hope that I will one day feel such dedication to an organization such as this. It's so great that you are able to send these boys to school and they are getting so much out of their different lives, I am sure. And in class tomorrow, I will be sure to introduce myself to Ozzy. You're right, it was incredibly rude of me. But thanks to that, I now learned about this.
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