Friday, December 5, 2008

Bizarre Search Phrases

As a lighter post-script to my 286th Day progress report, I thought I'd share with you some of the more interesting phrases that brought people to my blog. If there's one thing a Google Analytics report will tell you about your blog, it's that you've exposed yourself to a weird, weird world. The most curious phrases in my list include:

top 5 worst theme parks
sex big black pen
romantic fiction about hilary clinton
novel 6.0 not start
my dad french kissed me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (yikes...)
magical fairy personality quiz
about using of bulb and trumpet horn
from the mother of notepad
henry ford quotes on leveraging efforts
giraffe address book
discover did not approve me instantly
html for notepad dancing jesus
darius dinesh father . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Huh?)
celebrity sighting white coat
bluehost yui
marijuana starting novel

I can claim with confidence that none of these phrases (and in some cases, not even these words) appear anywhere in my blog. Regardless, let me assure my newest readership: As soon as I find out what a bluehost yui is, I will write a thoughtful post about this crucial issue.

Apparently, none of these people found what they were looking for, evidenced by their instant exit (time on site for each was 0:00) --- none of them, that is, except for the last guy, who stayed on for a really, really long time. I imagine he'll be starting his novel any day now.



3 comments:

Alex @ MoneyMerc said...

jimb, we gotta chat about how you got these phrases. believe it or not, I SEARCHED FOR "bluehost yui" IN THE LAST WEEK. maybe i clicked on your blog after searching for that? bluehost.com is my website provider, and i was looking up their support of "yahoo user interface" (yui) which is a set of tools that let you easily create webpages... (also notice the arrangement of those letters on your keyboard)

Senor said...
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Senor said...

You yikesed (it's a word, I looked it up) "My dad french kissed me", but not "romantic fiction about Hilary Clinton"?

Hmmm...

Our Jimb has a powerful women fetish... I demand a blog post on this subject