Thursday, April 10, 2008

Top Five Available Pen Names

5. Crystal Tunnelingus

4. Franklyn B. Wad

3. Wanda Logginside

2. Yanus Penetran--... huh? Oh, pen names.


Sorry.


5. Scott F. Fitzgerald

4. J. R. R. R. Tolkien

3. J. K. Rowling (rhymes with "howling")

2. Fyodor Tolstoy (see also "Leo Dostoevsky")

And the number one available pen name is... um...

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...Franklyn B. Wad





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